Makelimeade started late in August as a way for a motley crüe of high school writers to join together to share their stories with the world. As time went by, their stories took over, and blah blah blah now it’s February 2010. We’ve seen the rise, the fall, and the sudden crash of some brilliant writers (again blah blah blah narcissism and all that).
What I’m getting at is I’m taking a break. Kinda like the break Futurama took except instead of my contract expiring I’ve become a lazy twat. Don’t worry, I will be back with more stories, more Google Stock images, and more terrible forced puns, but for now it’s time for a break.
I don’t want to make this any harder. We can still be friends, I promise. I’d guess the problems all started a week ago. I had come down with a mysterious skin infection on my face, most likely a form of herpes. Shingles, to be exact, but when you live in Jersey its easier for people to think you have an STD on your forehead than explain that a “shingle” can be more than a type of roofing for your house.Ex:
Person: Oh my God! What happened to your face?!
Onecard: Oh, yeah, its shingles.
Person: Shangles?
Onecard: Shingles.
Person: Shengles?
Onecard: Shingles.
Person: Pringles?
Onecard: Shingles.
Person: Dingles?
Onecard: I have the Herps.
Person: Ohhh, ok. Hey, Brian! This kid’s got the herpilly-erpillies!
Brian: Can I rub my junk on you?
Onecard: Girlfriend problems?
Brian: …yeah….
For some reason having a constantly-spreading patch of chickenpox from Hell smothering the left side of your face is considered “bad” to have while wrestling, so it looked like I had a few days to myself. So here I am, preparing for life.Things have gotten busy, very busy, and it’s time to take my life back.
I’ve loved you all, and I’ll be back before ya know it, but for now, This is Onecardshort.
Stay Classy, America.
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haha Will u r a good writer